NINJA BOY'S KICK ASS ENGRISH
January 17, 2001
Ever played the BabelFish Game?
Go to BabelFish. Input some text into the box. Choose ENGLISH TO JAPANESE and hit the button. Then, copy the resulting text (either Japanese characters or complete jibberish, depending) and put it back into the text translator box. Choose JAPANESE TO ENGLISH and hit the button. BINGO! You have now stumbled onto the secret of badly translated videogames and subtitled movies.
It seemed only natural to make Ninja Boy talk this way.